…you prefer to be outside.
…going 4-wheeling means your old lady has her own bike.
…your gloves don't have any fingers.
…you wash your bike more than you wash yourself.
…you usually wear no slip.
…you're topless on the beach and everyone thinks you are wearing a white t-shirt.
…your longest hairs are the eye-brows.
…Your girlfriend is embrassed to take you to the beach, because of you tan lines.
…gays jump on you, because of your shaven legs.
…you lean while driving your car around a curve.
…you get a little hungry at work and you reach around to your back for something to snack on.
…you wonder why a $500 bike has 24 gear ratios, while a $20,000 car or truck has four
…you wear your heart rate monitor during sex.
…your bikes sleep with you in the living or bedroom.
…you check out all other guys/girls legs to se if they are "better" than yours.
…you make time to shave your legs, but forget to shave your face.
…your dog has a name like Pinarello, Cannondale, Corratec, etc..
…the onset of lactic acid brings a smile to your face.
…any mention of nipples makes you wonder where you left your spoke wrench.
…your resting heart rate is lower than the local speed limit.
…the mere sight of the words L'Alpe D'Huez makes the muscles in your legs tight.
…you disassemble, clean and reassemble your bike in your living room.
…you know EXACTLY how to fit 3 bikes into the trunk of your car.
…you shave off your eyebrows to save weight.
…your Windows wallpaper/screensaver is the latest TDF map.
…you're driving a car, come to a stop sign or light, and find yourself making that funny heel
motion to get out of your clipless pedals in time for the stop
…you have to drive your car, you lean over the steering wheel, just like an aerobar, to avoid
the wind drag.
…your car gets broken into and your hard drive crashes in the same month and by far your
biggest concern is why the bottom bracket on your road bike is making a clicking noise
…your cadence is _exactly_ 90, but you have no idea what your speed is.
…your New Years resolution is to put more miles on your bike than on your car. ....and you
…you open your car window and yell out "On your left!" while passing on the freeway.
…you dream of winning the lottery, and the first thing you think of is "how many/which bikes …can that money buy?"
…your 5 year old bicycle gets far better treatment than your new $25,000 car.
…you plan your vacations around your favorite rides
…every meal is mentally logged as "good fuel" or "bad fuel".
…you're driving a car, come to a stop sign or light, and find yourself reaching down for
your water bottle.
…you point at pot holes - but you are driving in your car alone.
…when anybody mentions a distance you immediatly think how long it would take to cycle it.
…the nicest pair of shoes you own have cleats in the soles.
…you're legs are smoother than your girlfriend's.
…virtually the only time you ride in a car is to get to cycling events.
…your girlfriend says "if you buy another bike I'm going to leave you" and you think " I
guess I'm going to miss her."
[stammt nicht von mir, die rechtschreibfehler hab ich deshalb nicht ausgebessert]