Dan Olive.... Sehr Dreist!!!

Hallo. Heute lernte ich wieder mal auf welche bizarren Methoden manche Leute ihr Geld verdienen.

 

Kurz die Vorgeschichte: Ich biete im Internet einen PKW zum Verkauf an.

 

Letzte Woche bekam ich die Nachricht eines Dan Olive, dass er mehr Fotos sehen möchte und wissen möchte wie hoch mein endgültiger Preis sein würde.

 

Ich schrieb ihm kurz zurück und erhielt dann folgende Antwort:

 

Zitat:

"Hi Markus, sorry for the late response, I was on duty so it wasn't possible for me to write you. Meanwhile thank you for considering and accepting my kind offer! I will buy the car at the agreed price.

 

Like I stated in my last mail that I'm Spec, Dan Olive, and a US Army with the US lead coalition forces currently in Iraq on a war against terrorism. Based on the UN Security council and United States legislative/executive decision to withdraw all coalition troops from Iraq within the first quarter of this year, I have been deployed to work in your country's military base soonest. Our mission in your country will be to work hand in hand with your country finest military officer to checkmate the activity's of any assumed terrorist groups possibly operating from Europe. I will need a vehicle for myself during my period of stay in your country that is why I contacted you concerning the car you advertise.

 

MODE OF PAYMENT; I wish to make a business proposal/payment mode, Though I'm aware this might sounds weird to you! But then considering what we have went through here for the past 6years which I know you must have been watching on television, you will then agree with me and consider it worthy to assist me! I have in my custody the sum of $5.2million US Dollars cash! which I got during our raid on insurgent hideout in a remote area of Baghdad in April 2003 which was abandoned by a fleeing regime leader on sensing that we are on there trace though they were all killed during shoot out; I deposited this money with a Red Cross agent informed him that it's belong to an European Contractor who was held hostage and later killed be an insurgent group, but we are making contact to trace his relatives so that the money will be repatriate back to them. It's under my power to approve whoever comes forth for this money, since I cannot personally move this money to Europe or to the United States since the US Military Code of Conduct prohibits us from such act, and also for the fact that I will be in Europe for more than 3 years. I need someone I could trust! If you accept and sincerely know that you can be trusted! I will transfer the money to Europe where you will be the beneficiary because I’m military personnel and cannot be in custody of such amount that’s why I need to present someone as the beneficiary. Being an American and a Specialist officer works with the military intelligence department here in Al-Basrah, I have 100% authentic means of transferring the money through diplomatic courier service here in Al-Basrah. I just need your acceptance and all is done!

 

At successful conclusion of this transaction, It is my intention to devote 30% of this money to support the effort of the global world to alleviate the sufferings of more than 3 million innocent Iraqi citizen’s who are refugees in Turkey, Jordan and Kuwait. Also 10% will be contributed in helping the refugees in Darfur region of Sudan, Myanmar and East Timor Where we currently have the highest number of refugees and displaced people as a result of crisis in those Country. You need to visit such places; you will shed tears to see what human beings like us are going through on a daily basis! My experience on battle ground in this place shows they lack lots of nutritional imbalance, some can go a whole day without food or water its horrible to face. So Instead of allowing these terrorists to get the money and spend it on purchasing arms from Russia and China to fight us and poses a serious threat to world peace, its better channeled to saving the world!

 

I will also give you 30% of the total fund $5.2million US Dollars for your kind assistance in making this transaction a reality! While my humble self will be equally entitle with the remaining 30%!

Please if you are interested in this transaction, do not hesitate to indicate your interest so that I will explain in more clearer details on how we will carryout this transaction successfully. I believe I can trust you? Where we are at the moment I can only communicate through our military communication gadget, Though a facility which is firmly secured and effectively monitored but no one can monitor our emails, I will only reach you through email, because our calls might be monitored. I just have to be sure whom I am dealing with. If you are interested please send me your personal mobile number so I can call you for further clarification when I'm out of our military network.. I am writing from a fresh email account so if you are not interested do not reply to this email and please delete this message, if no response after 3 days I will then search for someone else. I am doing this on mutual trust and hoping you will not betray me, and you should know that as a trained military expert I will always play safe in case you are the bad type, but I pray you are not. $5.2million US Dollars is a lot of money which everyone dreams of!

 

Awaits your positive response so we can proceed, in less than 12 working days the money would've been secured in your custody and I will come over to pickup the car and collect my 70% share of the money. Remember that 30% compensation of the total money will be yours at the successful conclusion of this transaction, I hope I'm been fair on this deal! Though this money will never bring back many of my close friends and those innocent Iraqis who sacrifices there lives to ensure a more safer and secure world! May there souls rest in the bosom of ALMIGHTY GOD! But we can only use this money to give back hope to those currently at the different refugee camps in and around Iraq!

 

Best Regards

 

 

Spec, DAN OLIVE" Zitat Ende

 

Ich kann mir denken was folgen würde, wenn ich Interesse an seinem Geld bekunden würde. Wahrscheinlich würde für die Abwicklung eine größere Summe Geld benötigt, welche über Western Union oder ähnliches vorab überwiesen werden müsste.

 

Hoffentlich fallen nicht allzu viele Leute auf den Trick herein. In diesem Fall nützt ja nicht einmal eine Anzeige, weil man nie auf die Hintermänner kommen würde,...

 

Grüße

Aber wenigstens hat er sich was einfallen lassen! Net so eine 0815 Story!

die wirklich depperten fallen auf sowas eh ned rein, weil die können ned so gut englisch!

die normal depperten, die sich für gscheit halten und da drauf reinfallen....na wie der lars gsagt hat.

denen ghörts eh!

Bemerkenswert an dem Ganzen ist auch noch, dass sich ein Superreicher, was er ja angibt zu sein, für einen Toyota Avensis Kombi interessiert,...

Bemerkenswert an dem Ganzen ist auch noch, dass sich ein Superreicher, was er ja angibt zu sein, für einen Toyota Avensis Kombi interessiert,...

 

Na aber nur weil er dauern mit Sparefrohkisten herumgefahren ist ist er so superreich geworden!!!

 

lg, Supermerlin

Bemerkenswert an dem Ganzen ist auch noch, dass sich ein Superreicher, was er ja angibt zu sein, für einen Toyota Avensis Kombi interessiert,...

 

schaust du keine tv-werbung, a avensis steht einer s-klasse in nix nach

Na aber nur weil er dauern mit Sparefrohkisten herumgefahren ist ist er so superreich geworden!!!

 

lg, Supermerlin

 

 

 

Genau, nur wer schnorrt - spoart!

das mail von dan:

Hello Thomas ,

 

I want to inform you that I will buy your car at the price you listed it but I have a payment proposal for our benefit that i will pay from.

 

I am Spc. Dan Olive with the United Nations troop stationed here in Iraq, on war against terrorism. Based on the United States legislative and executive decision for withdrawing troops from Iraq, I have been deployed to come and work in your country's military base soonest. Our mission is to help beef up terrorist targeted states, mostly the United States and the European Union on the war against terrorism. I will need a car for myself and that is why I contacted you.

 

On the other hand I want to inform you that I have in my possession the sum of 16.2 million USD which I got from crude oil deal.I deposited this money with a Red Cross agent informing him that we are making contact for the real owner of the money. It is under my power to approve whoever comes forth for this money.

 

I wish to use this money for charity purposes in Turkey, where we have about 3 million Iraqi refugees and Sudan where we have currently the highest numbers of refugees displaced as a result of war. You need to visit such places. I want to invest the money on stock fish from Norway to this refugees because base on my experience on battle ground in this places, they lack a lot of fish and meat to add to their meagr and unpalatable meals which they get in little quantity just to keep them living until God knows when the problem ends. Instead of allowing these terrorists to get the money and spend it on purchasing arms from Russia, it is better channeled to saving the world. I cannot move this money to the United States because I will be in Europe for about 3 years, so I need someone I could trust. If you accept, I will transfer the money to Europe where you will be the beneficiary because I am a uniformed person and I cannot be parading such an amount so I need to present someone as the beneficiary. I am an American and a Specialist officer for that so I have a 100% authentic means of transferring the money through diplomatic courier service .I just need your acceptance and all is done.

 

Please if you are interested in this transaction I will give to you the complete details you need for us to carry out this transaction successfully. I decided to find someone that is real and not imaginary and that is why I went to a secured car site where I can be sure that the person is real. I believe I can trust you. Where we are now we can only communicate through our military communication a facility which is secured so nobody can monitor our emails, then I can explain in details to you. I will only reach you through email, because our calls might be monitored, I just have to be sure whom I am dealing with.

 

If you are interested please send me your personal mobile number so I can call you for further enquiries when I am out of our military network. I am writing from a fresh email account so if you are not interested do not reply to this email and please delete this message, if no response after 3 days I will then search for someone else. I am doing this on trust, you should understand and you should know that as a trained military expert I will always play safe in case you are the bad type, but I pray you are not. 16.2 million USD is a lot of money which is the dream of anyone.

 

I wait for your contact details so we can go on. In less than 7 days the money should be in you custody and I will come over for my money. I will give to you 30% of the sum and 70% is for me. I hope I am been fair on this deal.

Sincerely,

Spc. Dan Olive

dan mail ende .....

 

ich glaube ich mach mir den spaß und werde ihm zurückschreiben ....

 

lg

Thomas

ich glaube ich mach mir den spaß und werde ihm zurückschreiben ....

 

lg

Thomas

 

Vielleicht will er ja jetzt mit a paar Kumpels bei uns abhängen und braucht deswegen a größeres Auto...

I have been deployed to work in your country's military base soonest.

he oida, mir hom koa militäri bes vo die amerigana doda!

mir hom ned amoi a heilsarmee!

Our mission in your country will be to work hand in hand with your country finest military officer

ah und du glaubst mir gem a jedn dahergrenntn die hand? dassd di do ned teischt, heast! oda wüüst du sogn dass unsare soidodn lauter woarme san, ha? handihoidn beim straf-geh tan eh nur so hosenscheisser wia es!

to checkmate the activity's of any assumed terrorist groups possibly operating from Europe.

mir hom a koane terroristen ned!!!

zweinochtn kennts auf da mariahüfer strossn de rumäner, de taschlziaga jauken wanns woits oder an foischparker aufschreim!

geh woasst wos? schleich di bevur i da ane schmier dassd min oasch aufd uhr schaust, du pülcher du ameriganischer du! a poar watschn am oasch und an bock ins gsicht kaunst hom! heast ziag oh, sunzt wir i ordinär! :s:

he oida, mir hom koa militäri bes vo die amerigana doda!

 

In der amerikanischen Botschaft sind welche.

he oida, mir hom koa militäri bes vo die amerigana doda!

mir hom ned amoi a heilsarmee!

pssst, irgendein geheimhäfn is sicher da. die sind ja überall.

 

und letzten samstag am merkurparkplatz is ein weißes lieferauto gstanden, da waren vorn und hinten "heilsarmee"-pickerl drauf, ganz große. mit wiener kennzeichen!

 

obs da an zusammenhang gibt?

pssst, irgendein geheimhäfn is sicher da. die sind ja überall.

 

stimmt!

mei oma hat auch an geheimhäfen ghabt.

der is unt in der kredenz ganz hinten gstanden.

i hab niemals gsehn, dass mit den geheimhäfen was kocht hätt...

aber einmal hab ichs beobachtet wies 'n abgwaschen hat!

also irgendwas is damals bei meiner oma grennt.......

stimmt!

mei oma hat auch an geheimhäfen ghabt.

der is unt in der kredenz ganz hinten gstanden.

i hab niemals gsehn, dass mit den geheimhäfen was kocht hätt...

aber einmal hab ichs beobachtet wies 'n abgwaschen hat!

also irgendwas is damals bei meiner oma grennt.......

 

 

Pipibox?

[quote=;2050731]Pipibox?

 

:rofl:

[quote=;2050731]Pipibox?

 

geh spinnst?

mei oma hat doch in an k.u.k prachtbau mit eigenen keramischen sitzklosett mit wasserspülung logiert!

geh spinnst?

mei oma hat doch in an k.u.k prachtbau mit eigenen keramischen sitzklosett mit wasserspülung logiert!

 

Und?

Deswegen kann's ja trotzdem an Scherben ham.