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31 REASONS WHY BICYCLES ARE BETTER THAN GIRLFRIENDS

Bicycles don't get pregnant.

You can ride bicycles any time of the month.

Bicycles don't have parents.

Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.

You can share a bicycle with friends.

Bicyles don't care how many other bicycles you have ridden.

When riding you and your bike arrive at the same time.

Bicycles don't mind how many other bicycles you have.

Bicycles don't care if you buy bicycle magazines.

If your bike goes flat you can fix it.

If your bike is too loose you can tighten it.

If your bike is misaligned you don't have to discuss politics with it.

You can ride other friends' bicycles and still be friends.

If you say bad things to your bicycle you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.

You can ride your bicycle for as long as you want & it won't get sore.

You can stop riding your bicycle as soon as you want & it won't get frustrated.

Your mother won't stay in contact with your bike after you dump it.

Bicycles don't get headaches.

Bicycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.

Bicycles don't care if you are late.

You don't have to take a shower before you ride a bicycle.

You can ride your bicycle the first time you meet it without having to take it out to dinner, see a movie, or meet its parents.

When in mixed company you can talk about great rides you've had.

Your bike won't change the channel.

Your bike never says "no" or "not right now".

You can video tape yourself riding a bike and share it with others.

Bikes don't cost as much.

You can upgrade your bike.

If you throw your bike across the parking lot, it doesn't call the cops on you.

Your bike won't get another rider even if you can't see it all the time.

You don't have to change rubbers every time you ride.

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You don't have to change rubbers every time you ride.

echt spitze :s:

Original geschrieben von Wasti

You can have several bikes at the same time !!!!

YEAH!!!!!! :l:

Original geschrieben von stefanie

die liste mit den vorteilen einer frau od freundin gegenüber einem rad wäre sicher länger!

Gilt!

Schreib!

Original geschrieben von stefanie

das ist zuviel zum schreiben

Dieses Argument zählt nicht, schliesslich hat die Bibel auch tausende Seiten.

Original geschrieben von stefanie

das ist zuviel zum schreiben

es reichen 32 überzeugende gründe muß also nicht biblischen umfang haben ...

[aber ich fürchte, das wird "die italienischen heldentaten" als dünnstes buch der welt ablösen ]

edit: einen grund könnte ich beisteuern:

your bike can't fetch you a bottle of beer from the fridge ..

Original geschrieben von stefanie

naja, wenn du an die bibel glaubst, liegt es nahe, daß du von frauen keine ahnung hast...

Aber du hast recht - von Frauen hab ich keine Ahnung, die machen mit mir was sie wollen :f: .

Original geschrieben von stefanie

die liste mit den vorteilen einer frau od freundin gegenüber einem rad wäre sicher länger!

da ist was dran!

aber allzulang wird diese liste dann trotzdem net

gottseidank bin ich Atheist

a ned schlecht...

Original geschrieben von Mr.T

your bike can't fetch you a bottle of beer from the fridge ../QUOTE]

 

..anderseits meckert das Bike net wenn´st 3 oder 4 Bier trinkst...

Original geschrieben von stefanie

naja, wenn du an die bibel glaubst, liegt es nahe, daß du von frauen keine ahnung hast...