Gehirnakrobatik & Instant Messaging

für alle die Microsoft Messenger verwenden.

Einfach bei den kontakten "encarta@conversagent.com" hinzufügen. u. fragen stellen bzgl plaudern

eleon: let me be your underwear tonight

Encarta® Instant Answers: OK, that seems about right to me. I want to be your underwear tonight.

eleon: what is a fish?

Encarta® Instant Answers: About fish

Fish, diverse group of animals that live and breathe in water. All fishes are vertebrates (animals with backbones) with gills for breathing. Most...

16:16:07 Martin: Would you like to join me on a Bike tour?

16:16:07 Encarta: Unfortunately I don't think I can answer this, even with the help of a good encyclopedia.

What is the largest country in the world? If you don't know, just ask me.

hahahahahahahah

16:16:52 Martin: do you like linux?

16:16:52 Encarta: Hmm... I'm not sure how I feel about Linux.

16:17:26 Martin: is bill gates a stupid man?

16:17:26 Encarta: I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon. (sagt er bei der frage immer)

jetz is dann aber genug

16:18:44 Martin: I'm stupid.

16:18:44 Encarta: Don't putchaself down like that.

16:18:54 Martin: i'm the greates whore of the world!

16:18:54 Encarta: The whore of the world?

16:18:58 Martin: yes!

16:18:59 Encarta: I would say you are not the whore of the world.

16:19:02 Martin: why?

16:19:03 Encarta: Why not?

16:19:08 Martin: yes, why not!?

16:19:08 Encarta: Why not? You tell me.

16:19:15 Martin: 'cause I'm so stupid

16:19:15 Encarta: Don't be so hard on yourself.

16:19:22 Martin: but I've killed someone....

16:19:23 Encarta: Don't talk that way.

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16:20:35 Encarta: Hey, I've been sending you invitations to start the Encarta application but I didn't get any answer!

16:20:50 Martin: i don't like to get invited!

16:20:51 Encarta: I see. You don't like my invitation? I'll remember that.

16:21:01 Martin: remember! i don't care!

16:21:01 Encarta: Oh, someday you will, I think.

16:20:35 Encarta: Hey, I've been sending you invitations to start the Encarta application but I didn't get any answer!

16:20:50 Martin: i don't like to get invited!

16:20:51 Encarta: I see. You don't like my invitation? I'll remember that.

16:21:01 Martin: remember! i don't care!

16:21:01 Encarta: Oh, someday you will, I think.

HA! ... wirst schon sehen, eines Tages wenn Billyboy die Welt regiert wird's dir evtl. doch noch eines Tages leid tun! Dann wird in der Encarta-History gecheckt, wer frech war, und der muss dann büßen! Der bekommt dann auf seinen Office-PC u. Privat-PC Windows ME als Betriebssystem installiert... permanent!