Triathleten Witz

[adal]

http://forum.slowtwitch.com/gforum.cgi?post=899070;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;guest=8296592

 

A man was out jogging in the forest one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally the frog asked, "What's the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man replied, "Look, I'm a Triathlete. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

 

Humor ist unterschiedlich - ich brech nieder

[adal]

How can you tell a triathlete at a party?

 

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Don't worry, THEY will tell YOU.

[adal]

http://www.hamishsutherland.com/trijokes.htm

 

A Bicycle Story

A triathlete was walking around in town one day when his friend, another triathlete, rode up on an incredible shiny new bike.

The first chap was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a fantastic bike?"

The friend replied, "Well, yesterday I was out running in the forest just minding my own business when this beautiful woman rode up to

me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want!"

The first chap nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fitted you anyway."

[adal]

Walk don't run

There's a fellow who is an avid runner. Actually, he's a running fanatic.

Every Sunday morning he gets up very early and runs for hours.

Well, one Sunday morning he gets up early,dresses quietly and goes out to his car.

It is raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock!!! Not to mention there was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50kph.

He goes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel and finds that it's supposed to keep it up all day.

So he undresses just as quietly, and slips back into bed where he cuddles up to his wife's back and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."

She replies, "Can you believe it, my stupid husband is out running in it?"

[werner5]

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[Gast eleon]

[Shamrock]

vor allem die bicycle story - ich brech nieder