i am brunting in my pants ...

[Birki]

my dear beloved bicycle-friends!

 

as most of you might have heard already in the media, our former "vice-chancellor" has written a letter to his "dear friend" in england, where he says that he wants to receive money for providing the englisch "financeminister" with good advice.

 

now all of us are anxiously awaiting the reply of the englisch financeminister. but I am afraid that even a giant like herr gorbach, who is too big for vorarlberg, is not aware of the silent spots of the united kingdom. like the "falkland-islands". as far is i know, consultants of all kind are desperately sought there.

 

to good lastly i want to say that i am well aware of the incredible capabilities of our former vice-chancellor, and i wish him "best luck" for his future.

 

with best regards

austrian präsident in spe

birki

 

I know that this has nothing to do with bicycling, but the subject is too important for all of us to leave this issue undiscussed.

[steve4u]

Oh Dear, this issue is so pathetic, isn't it??

 

 

[Birki]

... honestly speaking, I fell a whole "spring tide" of pantbrunt coming down the halls and aisles of this country ...

[Gast eleon]

austria is a too small country to make good politicians and ministers(sic!) !

 

 

 

[hp obwaller]

our mr. gorbach is hoit a very richtiger gsiberger

hpo

[Nebeljäger]

ein Tagesbeginn mit Lachkrämpfen....

 

Bericht in V-Online...

 

Beyond belief!

 

All I can say to dear Hubert is: Come to the ZOLL. Zoll needs you and your abilities, Zoll bilds you out and Zoll brings you forward. Zoll pays you money for nothing and nothing again and if you need more money Zoll makes a consultant treaty with you. Then you can cash off for giving your throughlook and all is going to be fine. Just don't let lugg.

 

Just don't let lugg...

[Nebeljäger]

Ouups Sorry....

 

Please Bordminister bring this Threads together...

[Gast eleon]

i shit me on!

 

 

http://nyx.at/bikeboard/Board/attachment.php?attachmentid=73763&stc=1

 

 

wif tät keind of lenguätsch skiels gorbi shud bekam te näxt präsident of te näschenal skieing federäschn.

 

[steve4u]

The Falklands grow sheep, we grow....Mr. Gorbach.

 

 

 

...so lets bring them together!!

 

 

Go, ride'em Gorbi!!

 

 

 

.

[Birki]

i shit me on!

... you are a little - minded depp, as we say in austria! it is people like you that drive mr. vizekanzler out of vorarlberg into the arms of the englisch, where his advice is wanted!

[yoyoyo]

"If you know about any area of operation for myself, where I am able to intend all my experiences and my know-how, please let me know, I am available anytime for further information."

 

old fox hey - good old alistair must have had a hard time trying to figure out what the f"!&% this austrian lad is on about.

 

anyway, i'm off trying to intend all my expriences now...

[Gast eleon]

Did he use Babelfish?

 

... he might be babelfish ...

 

 

 

[Nebeljäger]

Done.

 

sanks....

[Gast eleon]

it is people like you that drive mr. vizekanzler out of vorarlberg

 

bummer!

 

i'm proud of that

[Gast eleon]

I wouldn´t be so sure on that one. My guess is that any fish outsmarts Mr. Gorbach.

 

even a moronic one !?!

[wildflowersoul]

Ok, everyone had their laughs, now let's get back to daily routine and clarify that this is just a bad joke. Thanks.

It IS a fake, isn't it? COME ON!

 

...

Yeah it's gone

And I'm not here

This isn't happening

I'm not here

I'm not here

 

(cries in despair)

[Birki]

"If you know about any area of operation for myself, where I am able to intend all my experiences and my know-how, please let me know, I am available anytime for further information."

 

old fox hey - good old alistair must have had a hard time trying to figure out what the f"!&% this austrian lad is on about.

... i would think that alistar says to himself "old father - those austrians are not knowing what ruby of arbitrary operation is sitting in their middle"...

[soulman]

Did he use Babelfish?

 

surely not!

he rather "used" his blond secretary babe, named knackal!

[soulman]

Ok, everyone had their laughs, now let's get back to daily routine and clarify that this is just a bad joke. Thanks.

It IS a fake, isn't it? COME ON!

 

c'mon folk, this is the awful truth of an austrian wet dream!

[Birki]

The real-life Knackal works for a friend of mine.

... would it be possible to introduce me to her - with all my knowledge, i may be a preferrabel mating partner for an arbitrary relationship, if you know what i mean!

[Gast eleon]

... would it be possible to introduce me to her - with all my knowledge, i may be a preferrabel mating partner for an arbitrary relationship, if you know what i mean!

 

does your wife know what you mean?

 

[milesdavis]

Holy shit, I'm throwing me away. This thread has potential...

 

Can somebody tell our "too big brain to care about spelling" friend Hubsi that the name of his long-time-friend is "Alistair" and not "Alistar"...

[Birki]

does your wife know what you mean?

i am bound by a "handshake" to my wife, but I am sure that she will understand!

[Birki]

... now another thing comes to my mind - was herr gorbach not recently leaned outside by his employer who offered him a job for the time after his vice-chancellordom?

[Gast eleon]

... now another thing comes to my mind - was herr gorbach not recently leaned outside by his employer who offered him a job for the time after his vice-chancellordom?

 

i offered him a job too. but he was not able to clean even one window in a appropriate way.