There was this retired Priest who, after many years of leading a chaste monastic life, decided to spend his retirement translating original gospels and other religious works from their original languages to English. The Vatican granted his access to the archives, and a few years went by and the guard would see him quietly shuffle in the morning, and quietly shuffle out in the evening. Then one day he hears a loud commotion from the archive, and he rushes in to see what is happening, and there is the retired priest sobbing, pounding his head on the table, screaming, "It says 'celebrate'!, Not 'celibate'!"